David Kalākaua

Bio
David Kalākaua#7499 is a Hawaiian user of this server, who spends most of his time in #General, or #General Part II. David joined in march, posted off and on, then dipped for 2 months. In June, David actively posted and garnered a lot of friends due to his respectful attitude, and never getting himself into trouble. He is a fan of the band Swans, as Carb has shown him a lot of his favorite tracks. David has literally never gotten himself into any trouble, and spends his time grilling in general.

David is greatly loved by everyone in the server, and is a very good artist. Him and Merro have an inside joke about their own stories. (Go Grandpa!)

Political Views*
David is a Monarchist Ecological Socialist Anarchist with some Primitivist/Traditionalist view points. David loves Hawaii. It is possible that David over glamorizes the past monarchist society/kingdom of Hawaii, but I'd fear I'd be punished by the new Hawaiian Mega-State ruled by him.

* don't take this section seriously

Piracy
Besides being a fan of Tally Hall, Swans, and The Glorious Kingdom of Hawaii, David enjoys history (as any sensible monarch would) and if given the chance would talk for hours on end about the history of piracy in the West Indies. This is mainly due to the commonality in philosophical and political agendas and David's appreciation for chaos. David also loves pirating music off of the internet.

Other topic's of David's historical interest include: The history of the Kingdom of Hawaii, grilling, early 18th century English and French fashion, and the Irish Potato Famine.

Disclaimer
We can not prove that David Kalākaua#7499 is the real Hawaiian Monarch, but it's safe to assume it's legitimate, since he doesn't seem the type for identity fraud.

David Lore (shhhh)
-David Kalākaua holds secret voice channel concerts in the early hours of the morning. What he preforms? No one knows.

-Despite being the ruling monarch of a kingdom, David works 10 hour shifts at a minimum wage job. Ask him about today's specials!

-He has an affinity for traditional Korean pansori and Mongolian throat singing.

-David Kalākaua will draw you anything if you ask nicely.

-In 2016, David shoplifted a betta fish from an unnamed multinational retail corporation.