The Pool

My God, where do I begin.

It's the 29th of November. 2019. Snow falls quietly outside, and the staff gets a shitty idea.

The Pool is created, and the world falls to pieces.

 * 1) the-pool is now real. God is dead.

Users somehow create a catchphrase ("im swim") and do nothing but spam it. Over and over again, in this one fucking pool channel. Theres no point of the pool except to swim. Amazing.

Months past and less and less people use the channel. KOD probably gets banned a few times. The Pool is now obsolete.

Mods see little point to keep it around and move it to the Archive category, where staff hides all old channels that are unused.

Abject Staff wakes up the next day with a new issue on their hands.
Riots. Pain. Tears. Blood. The Pool is gone, and so is all civility.

People spam every channel with "im swim" to the point that you can't fucking read ANYTHING. Some ethnic users create "soy nadar", another commonly used term from there on out. Staff is upset and reopen the pool. Harmony is restored and people go back to the pool and use it every day.

Time passes and it happens yet again - less and less people use it.

April 1st, 2020. Brady removes the pool yet again.

The situation is meme'd to DEATH, people rioting again and getting upset over the inability to im swim. Its chaos. The sky rains fire and the lakes run with blood.

It's almost beautiful. It turns out this community CAN unite and fucking do something. Staff can't believe their eyes.
The Pool is returned to its rightful position, right below the support and vent channels. Users still frequent there today, and staff learned their lesson - #the-pool won't be going anywhere any time soon!